How To Write

Dude, I've got it down to a science. And I'm going to share it with you. You wanna be a writer? Publish books?



Here's what you do.



1. Sit down at the computer.

2. Open Word.

3. Type some words.

4. Keep typing until you get to the end.

5. Repeat for book #2.



That's it. It's not that hard, really. *dodges Coke cans* (Of course, there's more to it than that, but really, that's it, right? If you boil everything else away...you sit down, open Word and type. If you're struggling, try this...