"First, you must go and capture twenty maidens for me. I would like at least thr...

"First, you must go and capture twenty maidens for me. I would like at least three blondes, twelve brunettes, four albinos, and one redhead. Please, no one over the age of one-hundred sixty, because I prefer to date younger women."

- Fernathon the Wizard

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