You Gotta Learn Something! (5 Things I Learned This Week)

Yo, interneters!  Author Jason Jack  here to let you know 5 things I learned this week. As the saying goes, learn something everyday. Because, you gotta learn something, right?

What I learned the week of October 5th-11th 2013:

1. I-hope IHOP won't make I-sad :(
I told my significant other we shouldn't go to the IHOP down the street. The last time we went, we didn't order flies with our meals but we got a swarm of them flying around our table. And the time before that? Our...