Back For More With Another Scary Encore!

And around we go once more to the scary under the Internet shore. But you know the crazies come to my zoo, so maybe they will want to pick up one or two.

Special curls await you.
You can keep your curly crew.
Come catch my bus.
Why would I want to go through such a fuss?

Stylin baby maker at your service man.
You look similar to a guy I knew, Dan?
Accepting cracks of all shapes and sizes.
I bet you like disguises.

Rut filler in need.
They us manure for filler to plant seed.
Clients all say I'm great.
Wow, so why are you looking for a date?

Drowning in this sea of seas.
I hope your sea doesn't freeze.
Zip up and we can meet.
Do you think I walk with the barn door open on the street?

Sizeable toys just in case.
That will make all want to embrace.
Would you help me tie my shoe?
They make Velcro for special people like you.

Stay back unless you want fun.
I think I'll turn around and run.
Simple girl simply looking for a simple guy.
Simply put you need to give Simple Simon a try.

Stik up 4 me baby.
Not even a maybe.
Roses get me in motion.
Flowers make such a commotion.

Wrong way to the promised land.
Seems you have everything in hand.
#1 Rule - Don't Fart At The Table!
I take it your dates were not that of a Disney fable?

Drink, mix, Drink, mix and Drink.
AA is where you can give that wink.
Trying tit once again.
So why are you looking for men?

Paws off until you feally know me.
That is kind of a mixed message from thee.
Style and bots, my two favorite things.
I hope at least your robot sings.

And so the cat braved the crummy dating site once more just to bring you such an encore. That tit one had to be on purpose though. Is someone that stupid at their show? So if you need a lass, you can now find one thanks to my little rhyming ass.

Later all, have a nice fall.