THERE IS NO POINT TRYING TO BE SATIRICAL AND ALOOF IN THIS TIME OF ABSOLUTE AND UNBRIDLED NATIONAL CELEBRATION

But I'd just ask two things...

1. If anyone sees Tat Wood, could you please give him the hug that he'll claim he doesn't want but that he'd obviously really cherish right now?

2. Since Lance Parkin's clearly so ahead of the game (and notoriously obsessed with / bad at 21st-century faux-history), could someone ask him what the date on Swann's newspaper in "Enemy of the World" is? 'Cos based on dodgy photos, Timelink dated the story to 2013, which would be f***ing wonderful if true.