Is that a nose on your arm?

Dang, I have GREAT eyesight.

I can spot a bug from miles away.

Heck, my bug photos could land a spot in National Geographic.

I’d make a fortune!

Maybe I could submit these to the Smithsonian.

Maybe I could help entymologists find rare bugs.

Maybe I could…oh wait…is this a caterpillar?

No. It’s grass seed from The Meadow.

Er, forget what you just read.

Time to visit the eye doctor.