A New Addition To Our Sea. It Is A Mini Me!

So here at my shore there was a certain encore that came to pass about a hand up an ass. I think you all remember that. It spurred an idea for Pat. One that is hated by the cat. I keep trying to squash it flat. But then again it does represent me and can be rather fun to see.

How do you sell?
Do tell?
Why not give this a try.
Give them the old plastic eye.

Show them your hole.
That is a lofty goal.
Oops there is Pat's head.
He should have stayed in bed.

Not dirty at all,
Here at my hall.
At least not yet,
Soon though you can bet.

All will come into focus today,
Here at my bay.
The mini me will play,
Or half me as it has no ass on display.

Pat's hand must be grand.
At least he can make it stand.
I still want to eat it.
Unless of course it becomes a hit.


Now is that song stuck in your head? Do you now get what I said? Pat's head is seen a time or two. I guess he needs to work on ducking at our zoo. But still for a first effort not bad. Plenty more to come at our pad. May even chew up and spit out a certain halloween queen like a trout. I guess we shall see what comes to pass from the mini me of my little rhyming ass.

Later all, have a nice fall.