What Kind of Person Forgets Her Own Anniversary?

This kind, apparently. Today I woke up and looked at the calendar and thought, Hmm, June 22nd. June 22nd.... I know that date means something. Oh!

Today is my anniversary. My husband and I have been married for 19 years. And we both forgot. For the first time ever. What does it mean!?!?

Possibilities:

A. I no longer wear a watch that shows the date.

B. I have a really bad marriage.

C. Children's sports schedules have wrecked my home life.

D. I'm trying to suppress all memories of my wedding day.

E...