all the stuff currently on the post-its on my computer's dashboard
“rocokopelli and other corporate logos
doin’ it
lil wayne - we takin over
nicolas cage had a dream that he could not remember
part of the reason we appreciate dogs so much is their short life span”
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“horsebutt6
write an essay about being born in cedar rapids. write about the ed helms movie, elijah wood, ashton kutcher, etc.
(h)art film: a true story of love and art in the 90’s lolph”
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“at some point we will stop using numbers and start using/memorizing systematic combined renderings of !?!?!? to give statistical meaning to the world around us
god is only 7 and a half days old
someone praise me so i can retweet it
i only want to read the google-translated version of the bible”
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“thought ‘it’s only my first friday of the week’ and then thought ‘stupid art kids don’t know what it’s like to time travel’
do you remember that time when i tweeted who wants to marry me and you tweeted yeah”
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"laughing 2 hard 2 piss
PISSING 2 HARD 2 LAUGH
sloppy idiots just cussing up a butt
does the om be had wut the odda the is?
put another quarter in get me some pez
filled with the shit of eternity
pee dungle”
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”’if you thought the 90’s were cool, try the 9090’s. this message brought to you by a time youtube from the year 9092’ - fateful words before the destruction of the world by an overwhelming accumulation of negative attitudes in the year 9093 HAIL YOUTUBE!!!”
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“4/25 4/12
SHAUN GANNgiONe
god won’t mind: a,e,d
w9s
my favorite definition of “render” is the one where fat is melted off the meat”
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“e3po’s chipotle order:
chicken
pinto
pico
guac
cheese
lettuce
no sour cream
1133 downing
god is only 7 and a half days old or less”
