Miscellaneous Grumpy Note Written in a Coffee Shop

Seriously, bud?  Your taste in jazz is so exquisite that you have to turn your computer speakers up and set them in tinny competition with the coffee shop sound system, currently playing Blind Boys of Alabama? Sometimes I wish I wasn't such a polite Midwestern boy.  (Delightfully, he was caught out when – apparently forgetting that his player was set to "mix" – the jazz song came to a close and was followed heels-on by the opening riff of AC/DC's "Hell's Bells."  Dude nearly broke his wrist f...