False promises and The Matty Factor

I borrowed a pair of cufflinks from my DJ partner, Bengi, before last week's wedding. Mine are missing, and after finding one of them on the floor of my classroom and not knowing how the hell it got there, I think the other one is gone for good.

Bengi agreed to lend me his cufflinks under the agreement that I "promise not to lose them," which seemed to be a reasonable request, since I have been known to be careless with things in the past.

In my defense, I appear to only be irresponsible...