Oh really? Have you read the part about shellfish? How about mixed fibers?

So, Michael ordered two copies of Paws and Reflect (a book about gay men and their dogs which happens to include essays by both Michael and me; you do have a copy, yes?) from a certain behemoth bookseller whose name you surely know. (Gosh, that reads like a Syms commercial.) In one of the copies he found the card pictured in the accompanying photo.

Pause. Get out soapbox. Continue.

Now, I have no doubt that the person who inserted this in the book was not authorized to do so by the behemoth...