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jumpingjackolantern:

rockpapertheodore:

chenisthebestkitty:

fujisalci:

inkcaviness:

the-lonely-scottish-guy:

silent-cannibal:

absolut-niemand:

In Germany we don’t say “I don’t care” we say “Das ist mir Wurst” which roughly translates as “This is sausage to me” I think that’s beautiful.

no you don’t understand we actually do say that

i crashed my car into a bridge

THIS IS SAUSAGE TO ME

We also say “That’s not my beer” for “That’s none of my buisness” and I think that’s beautiful

is germany even real

How could you forget “Chatting a meatball onto someone’s ear” for “talking a lot of uninteresting stuff”?

is germany really that about food and beer

thanks a lot germany now i’m hungry

My personal favorite is Kummerspeck: Excess weight gained due to emotional overeating. Literally translates as grief bacon.