Meet Walter Blanco And The Rest Of The Cast Of The Colombian ‘Breaking Bad’ Remake, ‘Metastasis’

Meet Walter Blanco And The Rest Of The Cast Of The Colombian ‘Breaking Bad’ Remake, ‘Metastasis’:

The Colombian “Breaking Bad” remake, “Metastasis,” is a go. Here are the first photos of the cast, and some background information.

YOU GUYS. COLOMBIAN BREAKING BAD. COLOMBIAN BREAKING BAD. COLOMBIAN BREAKING BAD.

My prediction is that Colombian Jesse will be a billionty billion times better than actual Jesse Pinkman in a fight, and probably also sleep with way more girls. Colombian Walt actually makes perfect sense to me—Latin America has lots of professorial types, naturally—but Jesse? Jesse is going to have some cultural translation happening because he’s a little punk ass bitch cough cough just Jesse, you know? Look, I love Jesse. Don’t get me wrong. I’m just also prepared to love Colombian Jesse.