Jonah Hex

Okay, I'm not gonna lie: This was not the worst movie I've ever seen. It had a lot of style, Josh Brolin was pretty great, I loved the dog, and you kind of had me at "paranormal post-Civil War weird west with steampunky overtones." Granted, the problems were many and varied, but the major ones would've been so easy to rectify that it annoys me how no one did.

I'm going to keep my thoughts brief, and put them behind a cut because there will be spoilers. So if you're reading this through a...