NASA denies receipt of bizarre transmission detailing MJ, Lucas collaboration

After the U.S. space agency jumped the gun with the news that Voyager 1, the 36-year-old satellite, had reached interstellar space, NASA itself confirmed on September 12 that the spacecraft had indeed moved beyond the heliosphere.

The error in March, when it was first reported Voyager 1 left the solar system, was attributed to a previously unknown section of solar space NASA scientists refer to simply as “the magnetic highway.”

What was not reported either time, however, was a bizarre transmission received from Voyager 1 while traveling through the magnetic highway—a transmission which has profound effects on life in the universe as we know it.

In other words, it answers the question, “Are we alone in the universe?”

Or, more correctly, “Are we alone in the multiverse?”

We here at the Truth Seekers of Global Conspiracy Cover Ups (TSGCCU) have learned from a former NASA employee, on conditions of anonymity, that the aforementioned twenty-two minute transmission, of which only a little over four minutes is intelligible, impossibly discusses a collaboration between George Lucas and Michael Jackson specifically for Star Wars Episode III: Revenge of the Sith.

It is a well known fact that Mr. Jackson loved Star Wars, and was a very good friend of Mr. Lucas. However, there is no evidence of any actual collaboration between the two on Star Wars. Even rumors that Captain EO, Jackson’s 3D sci-fi adventure, was a tribute to Star Wars and Lucas, have been debunked in recent years.

This transmission, however, of which TSGCCU has obtained a copy, describes in documentary fashion, a song accordingly written by Jackson entitled, “Ani, are you okay?” which was to play after the battle Anakin Skywalker has with Obi-wan Kenobi at the end of RotS.

The soaring overture can be heard while Padmé, distraught with grief, cradles the charred and near limbless body of Anakin in her arms and repeats over and over again, “Ani, are you okay? Are you okay, Ani?”

The snippet of audio discusses how Jackson, after years as a world renown pop star, wanted an appropriate outlet for an opus which he describes, in his own words, as, “Haunting me day and night.” Jackson’s manager, Frank DiLeo, was concerned it would upset the flow if included in a concert, and refused to even work it into any of Jackson’s subsequent albums. Quincy Jones, CEO of Jackson’s label, Epic, also nixed the idea.

This was okay with Jackson, as he was convinced it was destined to be heard as part of a movie soundtrack.

And the rest, as they say, is history.

Except, that it never happened. Not on this Earth, anyway.

Anyone who has seen RotS, especially fanboys, will know that the movie does not feature a scene where Padmé utters those words while rocking a dying Anakin in her arms. In fact, Padmé is already unconscious after having been nearly force-choked to death by Anakin himself. That leads to the battle with Obi-Wan, who, after defeating his Padawan, leaves the Jedi-turned-Sith to die. Skywalker is later saved by Dark Sidious, who puts him into the now iconic Darth Vader mask and suit.

As for the music, Jackson did write a pop song which includes the lyrics, “Ani, are you okay?” The title? “Smooth Criminal,” off of his 1987 album, “Bad.” The song, along with others, was featured in another film Jackson starred in called, “Moonwalker.”

So, the audio must be a hoax, right?

TSGCCU reached out to both the estate of Jackson and to Lucas Arts shortly after reviewing the audio for ourselves. Both parties denied any knowledge of the transmission, though they did admit that the voices portrayed as Jackson and Lucas do sound identical. TSGCCU has since had the voices tested by a third party voice expert using sound wave recordings of the pop star and filmmaker. The results were conclusive: they match the voices exactly.

We then checked to see if any terrestrial transmission had been made, particularly one corresponding with the time Voyager 1 was within the magnetic highway. The response was unanimous. This was the first time anyone had ever heard of such a broadcast, let alone produced it.

Yet, the transmission exists. We have authenticated it, as well. Our expert tells us the noises heard throughout the transmission are consistent with the interference encountered in other recordings Voyager 1 has made over its nearly four-decade journey across the solar system. No one else at NASA, aside from our anonymous tipster, was willing to corroborate the transmission, on or off the record. In fact, NASA has flatly denied any knowledge of the audio whatsoever.

Why?

Well, either the audio is the most elaborate interstellar fraud to date, or it is real. If the former is true, sooner or later we will debunk it. If not, the only explanation for its existence, one that would give a reason for why NASA is keeping this close to the vest, just as it has with many other extraterrestrial encounters, is that the transmission actually originates from a parallel Earth.

Scientists have long hypothesized the possibilities of alternate universes. Some unexplained phenomena have inconclusively pointed to different realities. This recording, however, would prove, without a shadow of a doubt, that at least a second Earth, mirroring our own, is out there.

Where can only be speculated. We have confirmed that magnetic waves, like those found in the magnetic highway, could enhance the receptive capabilities onboard Voyager 1 to unexpected levels. Enough to pick up transmissions across space, time and dimensions.

If true, the answer to the questions posed above, “Are we alone?” would be answered with a resounding, “No!” Not only is there other life out there, somewhere, it would seem that they are just like us. Put more succinctly, they may very well be US.

Author’s disclaimer: While various elements of the above post are true, as far as I know, NASA did not retrieve secret transmissions from Voyager 1 alluding to a Star Wars collaboration between Mr. Jackson and Mr. Lucas. This post was created purely for entertainment purposes only, and is in no way affiliated with the estate of Mr. Jackson or his properties, nor that of Mr. Lucas and his holdings.