as I move from 'somewhat capable adult' to 'staring ...

as I move from 'somewhat capable adult' to 'staring off braindead in sweatpants and slippers at a caretaker's home' I realize I should've started having a lot of kids when I was young, that way i'd have nice people to take care of me, maybe even some grandkids. like I could live with my son/daughter and have breakfast with my grandkid(s) every morning (in the same cartoon bowl/cup) and then just sit there staring while the grandkid says, 'is grandpa ok?' and then i'll tap the kid on the arm when the parent isn't looking and flick the kid off with a wink.