That Day I Had Stuff To Yap About

Yes, the day has come for an epic update of my world right now since I've been so amiss in writing until my head falls off my neck. First thing's first a BOGO sale for erotic books buy The Big Book of Orgasms and get an erotic title free of charge. Offer is only good from Oct 1st (today) until Oct 2nd (tomorrow) and this book has my awesome short in it. I think there are a few rules in there, feel free to check 'em out:




Second on my agenda: The Big Move! Yes, all is chaos in house Hepner because we were given a month's time to check out because the owner of our house is coming back from foreign parts to live in our rental. Let the terror, nail biting, and Trulia checks commence! The two kitties are very put out by this news and it means a new adventure in our lives, one we didn't ask for, but one that will certainly be interesting.

Of course, being the genius that I am, my alter ego sent out queries to agents for my completed cozy mystery, Dead Lines, while the insane side of me decided to sign up for Harlequin's So You Think You Can Write. Because, yeah, not enough on my plate. Nope. *whistles*. In case you don't believe me, here is my badass entry for their Intrigue line: http://www.soyouthinkyoucanwrite.com/manuscripts-sytycw-2013/a-fight-for-shelter/

Comments are welcome, appreciated, and come with a free hug of choice.

Onward! Last, but not least, A Little Slap And Tickle is due for release soon from Xcite, I know it's been a bit of a wait on my end and yours but the holiday stories were fast approaching, so they were first in line with the editor. So I'm waiting for my edits and hoping to have something out to the world relatively soon. Or before I'm 40. Or possibly dead. Which ever comes first.

Currently my projects are as follows:

Ex-House: Will get a new title, erotic romance complete at 80k in edits now before submission
Unnamed New Adult: 20k into the road trip shenanigans
Furious Temptation (sequel to Furious Lust): At 75k and counting as we wind our way down to an epic ending and possibility a war of some kind. One of the hardest books I've ever written, oy.
Dead Lines:  My cozy mystery on submission with everyone in the world, complete at 96k. No, not exaggerating, it really is with everyone in the world right now.
A Little Slap And Tickle : Contracted and will hopefully see the light of day soon or the inside of an e-book shopping cart.
A Fight for Shelter:  Will be done by Nov 14th. Fin. At roughly 55-60k. We're at 20k now. Never claimed to be sane, I swear.

I think those are all my projects....*googly eyes*....

But wait, there's more! Smooth Seashell Pink is currently eating up the competition over at B&N because my little lesbian mermaid novella is still in below 50,000 in the rankings. If you'd like to pick up a copy it's a novella for only 2.99 full of good sex and readers say nothing but good things!



Thanks for playing along with that epic update and hopefully I'll have more for you soon once I send Ex-House out into the great beyond. As always, I will keep you posted. Over and out. And please hope we find a house by the 31st, I'd rather not be writing on the streets.
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Published on October 01, 2013 10:36
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