THIS IS WHAT HONEY DOES TO DISTRACT ME WHEN A RELEASE DAY APPROACHES

First I have to tell you that I bought this little guy and stuffed a bag of M & M’s in his arms for Honey right after the surgery. My bad though. I balanced the little raptor on the pillow right in front of Honey’s nose. So when the poor guy woke up (that would be Honey not Ralph a.k.a the raptor) He blinked, squinted and then jerked back with a swear. The nurse’s in the recovery room gave me the sink-eye, but WTH? I thought he was cute (that would be Ralph not Honey because Honey was a bear) Anyway, it wasn’t until just recently I got a taste of what I put Honey through. You see during release week I’m not the easiest person to live with. I try, but the stress and worry and problems? it gets the best of me and Honey knows it. So he usually does things. Sneaky things that make me laugh and this time I guess he figured he’d kill two birds with one stone…or one raptor with a few sneaky tricks. >:)
Meet Ralph

This is what I found when I got out of bed one morning. My only thought? Interesting…Then?
This is what I find two days later when I go to put Honey’s clean clothes away. I gotta say, I laughed. I did, but I didn’t tell him that.

Then two days later I’m not even out of bed and this is what I rollover to find on my nightstand…

 

I still don’t say anything, but you gotta know what I’m thinking. Next discovery is probably going to be the reenactment of Puzo’s horse head scene. Next day? Nothing. And the next nothing again. (Honey’s pretty good at this) But then the next day after that? This is what is staring me in the face when I open my eyes.
Ralph!

And you know? It occurred to me. Ralph is kind of freaking looking at first glance. I can only imagine what he looked like when Honey was all messed up on morphine and anesthesia. Hm. Like I said, my bad. But hey, did you guys notice the M & M’s were missing?

 

Riley