Listen up, Book

Every third Monday, I blog at the Deadline Dames. Since I’ve fallen a bit behind in blogging here, I thought I’d share the post to get me back in my M-W-F blogging swing.

* note: I have a bit of a head cold and am foggy-brained. This entry is all in fun.

Dear Book I am Currently Writing,

You suck.

I am smack dab in the middle of hassling out a first draft of you, and have pretty much hit that point where I wonder if this mess of words will actually pull together into something readable.

Yes, it’...