It’s BDSMonday! Today’s anecdote: We have no idea why, but whenever my wife does any...

It’s BDSMonday! 

Today’s anecdote: 
We have no idea why, but whenever my wife does any percussion play on me, our girl cat has to yowl at us after each strike…(Our boy cat is very protective of me. For the first few months after we got him, whenever my wife and I would play, he would stare at us very intently, like, “Is she hurting you? I can call 911. Just give me a signal.”)