If you have ferns in your yard, read this immediately

I used to like ferns.

They’re the only thing that grew in my yard.

So, I kept planting them.

I thought I was doing the right thing.

When I realized what their root systems look like,

I regretted planting so many ferns.

Because under every fern,

is this:

Please remove all ferns from my yard.

Thank you.