Look! Lookit Wot I Haz!

I need to email the link to this post to my sister. The grammar in the title will engender a miracle: namely said sister having real, live kittens :P :D Ahem.

But! Excited grammar is warranted, because LOOK WHAT I HAVE ON MY KITCHEN TABLE!!!

Yes, the cover of the book is on the back of them. No, you can’t see it. Yes, the QR code takes you Somewhere Special. Yes, they are live. Yes, I was practicing my signature on the box the bookmarks came in. Because usually my signature looks like an illegi...