Jokes My Mother Stashed Away

While cleaning out a drawer of things that belonged to my mother, I found a small notebook with the following jokes in her handwriting. She loved jotting down jokes she heard from "wherever". For what they're worth, I'm sharing them with you. Take them as you will.

JOKE #1

Lawyer: "You say you were about 35 feet from the scene of the accident. Now please tell the court just how far you can see clearly."

Witness: "Well, when I wake up in the morning I can see the sun. And they tell me it's about ...