The Country Cannot Avoid Me

I have two national book tours coming up...I leave for one in a little over two weeks.
Excuse me a second. Aarrrggghhhh! But July 6 sounded so far away six months ago! Because it was! Time is always, always kicking my ass.
I'm better now. Anyway, I'm on a national book tour for UNDEAD AND UNFINISHED beginning July 6, dropping by various states (Texas, Nebraska, Illinois, Maryland...). My assistant, Tracy, has all the dates and places...uh...somewhere. Probably Facebook. And my web...