I got a new nickname today. The Pacman of Global Warming. I was telling my wife and her coworkers...

I got a new nickname today. The Pacman of Global Warming. 

I was telling my wife and her coworkers about the time I got to eat a piece of ice berg in Newfoundland. One of them was like, “Ah ha! You’re responsible for global warming!” 

And then we all had this image of Giant Me gulping down the ice bergs, glaciers, and polar ice caps. And my wife’s boss did a great Pacman impression of me doing so. Soooo…yeah. Sorry guys. I’m trying to cut back.