Cat Nip

(No, I’m not high in this photo. I have an overbite. And I forget my tongue sometimes. Wanna make something of it?)

Meow. I’m Mischa and I’m hijacking DJ’s blog today to bring something of extreme importance to your attention. (Maks was supposed to type this because he’s more dexterous but the idiot is out on the deck chasing a lizard.)

Oooh. Milk ring. Be right back.

Milk ring subdued. On to the vital information I need to impart.

I’d like you to know that not all cats like Catnip. I, myself, am...