Extraterrestrial Abstinence
***BREAKING NEWS*** (London) The Daily Mail reported just six months ago that sex in space can be damaging to one's health. (Daily Mail) Scientists and adult film actors are reeling as the news slowly travels by horse-drawn carriage around the world. New research indicates that changes in gravity can damage plant cell reproductive systems and lower functionality.
Ooo, great phrase: "delivery tool". Definitely have to use that in a future story: "Again and again his rock-hard delivery tool plunged into her sopping wet docking station." Wow! That's hot!
Astronauts have denied doing it so far, according the reputable rag, especially those lusty Russians about which rumors have apparently swirled for years. I like swirling. Swirling is good. Yes, do that again. Fear not, however, because author, Laura S. Woodmanse, has placed the whole subject into perspective in her thrilling and subtly titled book, Sex in Space
. Not so much a how-to book as a how-it-could-be-done one, it "reveals the truth about romantic rendezvous in Earth's orbit" (I love tell-alls) and "the advantages and difficulties of having sex in space". For those of us who love sci-fi erotica I'd say this book is pretty much a must-have. That first bit of depressing news makes it hard (so hard) to imagine a sexy low-grav rendevous now. We need some kind of hope.
Speaking of hope, NASA has just announced that the Martian soil contains about 2% water by weight (Water On Mars). If we can extract that not only will we have a potable water source for long-term colonization but we can use water tanks to moderate the damaging effects of the planet's lower gravity. The term "water bed" could take on a whole new meaning. I feel much happier. Now where did I put that delivery tool?
S. M.
Just like during human reproduction the sperm cells in plants are delivered to the egg by a cylindrical tool. Unlike the delivery tool in animals the device used during plant sex consists of a single cell - and only two sperm cells are discharged during each delivery event.
Ooo, great phrase: "delivery tool". Definitely have to use that in a future story: "Again and again his rock-hard delivery tool plunged into her sopping wet docking station." Wow! That's hot!
Astronauts have denied doing it so far, according the reputable rag, especially those lusty Russians about which rumors have apparently swirled for years. I like swirling. Swirling is good. Yes, do that again. Fear not, however, because author, Laura S. Woodmanse, has placed the whole subject into perspective in her thrilling and subtly titled book, Sex in Space
. Not so much a how-to book as a how-it-could-be-done one, it "reveals the truth about romantic rendezvous in Earth's orbit" (I love tell-alls) and "the advantages and difficulties of having sex in space". For those of us who love sci-fi erotica I'd say this book is pretty much a must-have. That first bit of depressing news makes it hard (so hard) to imagine a sexy low-grav rendevous now. We need some kind of hope.Speaking of hope, NASA has just announced that the Martian soil contains about 2% water by weight (Water On Mars). If we can extract that not only will we have a potable water source for long-term colonization but we can use water tanks to moderate the damaging effects of the planet's lower gravity. The term "water bed" could take on a whole new meaning. I feel much happier. Now where did I put that delivery tool?
S. M.
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