Twitterpocalypse

Writer's note: The username links do not work, but others do. Some readers may prefer to start this short story at the chronological beginning, but I recommend starting here:

LandingPartyONE Displeased we did not demolish Twitter servers instead of using them. Activate sterilization protocol.
less than 5 seconds ago from TweeterProbe

Happybriefs I've destroyed all them in my house with a fern spritzer and my son's SuperSoaker. I know, it's stupid, but water does it! #pocylpse
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