"You think you'll just come back to life?" "When don't I?"

 Wherein Jack engages in a deadly battle against Math, and other harrowing and random adventures.

 I mentioned not very long ago that my characters are starting to be shipped - a reader term for paired off. (Pairing off characters is a dangerous pastime. If the author learns of it, and if they are - say - an Evil Overlord...and if not all the books are out yet, then the author has the ability to break the reader's hearts in cruel ways. Kind of makes you glad you don't know any Evil Overlords, doesn't it?)
 Anyways, after posting about ships and how I wouldn't be getting my own ship, I logged into my email to find this waiting for me.



 Isn't she a beauty? And she only cost me a pound. (Okay, shew as free...) Anyways, I am taking her out on the high seas for an adventure. Maybe chase down some pirates. Find a jar of dirt. Fight off Red Rackham. Have a magnificent garden party. Anyone care to join me? I'm in need of a crew.
 I was watching Megamind the other day when came to the realization. If Singur were evil and an Alien....he'd pretty much look like this
 I got another random email the other day. With another picture.

I was lego-ized! In the words of Vector..."Oh yeah!"
 I had a huge fan girl moment today when I learned that Episode One of Agents of SHIELD is now on Hulu. "You don't know what this means." Anyone who doubted Coulson living now gets a HUGE "I told you soing" from me.

 I finished round one of edits for Abolished and have began the next round. "Who's up for round two?! Oh...tell the kid to be more careful.."

 Since I spent the summer with my nose in a book, I've been having a TV show marathon now that fall is here. I think I should take a moment to talk about my skills, because I should get a cookie at least....Between school and editing I'v still managed to finish almost two seasons in about two weeks. Come now, admit it, you are in awe of my skills. (I know, all that talent. And just think, people are out there drawing master pieces or writing songs...)

 I get a ton of emails a day, but most of them are from the same person. I've considered putting them all in one email when I reply to them, but I like getting bombarded so I haven't gotten around to it. (And we talk about the same thing in all the emails...)

 And now, since I mention math in my introduction, I guess I should mention it now. Not that I want to. We don't get along, at all. Like how Frodo didn't get along with Shelob. Tintin with Ratopocolus. Anakin with lava.
 I've heard people usually only use one side of their brains. The math side or the creative side. I realized I am so creative sided I don't even grasp the simple concepts of math. At all. You should see my math teacher and tutor, and parents trying to teach me. (When this is over I am burning my workbook while laughing insanely.)

 Now I should take a serious moment. (Don't die of shock)

 I am looking for help. (Not the mental kind.) I have been trying to figure out background and header designs for my renovation as I set up my official website. I don't know how to get the designs I want though. (I know what I want, just not HOW to do it.) If anyone knows anything about those kinds of things, if you could please email me, I would like to talk over some things with you. *Blink, blink*

 And, now, before I end this randomness. In the post below I have things going on. You can have chance to ask me anything you can think of - it is for my new homepage. (Those who have already asked, I am starting work on it now, so you might see some of your questions answered already. And if you think up more you can keep asking. I will be keeping it going until next week sometime. Probably next Friday.)

 And I remembered one more thing. I was holding a contest, which I posted about HERE! I am now going to annoyance the winner. But first, I will let you all know which song inspired which character.

 Song One: Isidore Thaddeus Reichmann
 Song Two: Darcy Steed
 Song Three: Hannah Brown
 Song Four: Captain Shamus Steed
 Song Five: Jack O'Malley
 Song Six: Tony Verne
 Song Seven: Singur
 Song Eight: Peter Jones

 I liked reading the guesses, by the way. And, as some of you said, the songs could fit more than one character. And, since only two guessed, and since neither of the guesses matched mine...I shall declare both winners. (I shall be emailing you both, Treskie and Kismint and you can pick what sneak peak you'd like.)

 Okay, that is all. I am going.

 And I am leaving you with a funny, heartbreaking Rory and Amy quote.

 Allons-y!