I was wearing yoga shorts while walking a whole two blocks...

I was wearing yoga shorts while walking a whole two blocks home from yoga class. My buzz is way harshed, not gonna lie.

The fact that dudes feel comfortable enough to yell at you about your body parts and how they like them aside, and editing out all the parts with him telling me in no uncertain terms what he wanted to do with my ass—it’s the fucking simultaneous body commentary that makes me angriest. Fuck you, I like my shoulders and I bet I can knock out way more push ups than you and you’d still bang me ten ways from Saturday if I gave you half a chance, so shut the fuck up. 

something something ADRENALINE rrraaaagh.