Think Out Loud [26] I call B.S.

I haven't been posting much these days because times have been rough especially with my youngest. I've been at this mom thing for eleven and a half years and I still feel like a newbie. Is that what they mean by "Kids keep you young?" I call bullshit. Where's my learning curve? He's almost five and I have no formula for him. I'm a logic math girl despite my art degree and fanciful trips into the world of vampy hotties. People, I'm singing spur of the moment message type songs at bedtime to reach him, making up stories, speaking in an unnatural voice. Okay, I admit to doing those things things well before kids came into the picture, but still!
Do you feel all GRRH about anything? Think Out Loud.