In Which I Invite You to Come Into my Parlor

Where do you write?

I get asked that sometimes. It's a question I like answering, because I love my office. Want to come in? Okay, but I have to warn you, I found a dessicated mouse in my voice booth, so...

What's a voice booth? Well, it's a tiny cubbyhole in my office where I record voiceovers. Okay, let's start there. To the left is my voice booth. Impressive, huh? I am the voice you hear when you're stuck in an endless loop of bureaucratic doublespeak."If you'd like to speak to a human...