Self Improvement 101

These 20 things are making us dumber according to this article:

http://living.msn.com/life-inspired/inspire-me/20-things-that-are-making-us-dumber#1

Google, Sugar, Smartphones, TV (Just watching dumb people makes you dumber. Honey Boo Boo anyone?), Domestic Violence, Chewing Gum, City Living, Jet Lag, Poor, Ventilation, Spanking, Stress, Meetings, Air pollution, Email, Smoking Weed, Junk Food, Fluoride, Evolution, Fox News, TV (Again? This time it's the type of show you watch.)

I have since given all these things up (Well, as soon as Pen stops beating me I'll have the Domestic Violence one covered, and luckily "spanking" means the punishment you received when you were young, and not…never mind.) and as a result I am now the smartest man on the face of the planet!

Take that, Stephen Hawking.