Bus Driving . . . and why it requires insanity.

So I have come to the realization that I am stupid.

No, no – seriously. I mean, my current M-F job (plus some weekends, when my mouth turns mutinous and blurts out, “Yeah – I’ll drive the team!”) is as a school bus driver. No, not the small suckers that had the butt bitten off by the T-Rex from Jurassic Park, or the 15 passenger vans with the cute little lights on top that look like ET landed.

We are talking SCHOOL BUS.Big sucker, filled with screaming, occasionally cursing, kids.

The yellow ban...