Everyone was telling me their ethnicity. (From right to left:...

Everyone was telling me their ethnicity. (From right to left: ‘Jew-rican,’ Puerto Rican, African-Cherokee.) When it came around to the girl on the left, one of her friends said: “She’s just a white girl.” 

To which she responded: “I’ll have you know my great grandfather eloped with a Gypsy maid!”