The Hardest Job

You have heard it before, that parenting is the hardest job there is.  As a parent you've got long hours, you don't get paid but seem to spend huge amounts of money on stuff that breaks easily, you are overworked and underpaid.  But there are benefits, seeing your child take their first step, the day they pass their first test.  I found some parenting laws on-line that I thought I would share. 

 

Parenting Laws

 

1. The later you stay up, the earlier your child will wake up the next morning.

 

2. For a child to become clean, something else must become dirty.

 

3. Toys multiply to fill any space available.

 

4. The longer it takes you to make a meal, the less your child will like it.

 

5. Yours is always the only child who doesn't behave.

 

6. If the shoe fits...it's expensive.

 

7. The surest way to get something done is to tell a child not to do it.

 

8. The gooier the food, the more likely it is to end up on the carpet.

 

9. Backing the car out fo the driveway causes your child to have to go to the bathroom.

 

10. The more challenging the child, the more rewarding it is to be a parent...sometimes.

Enjoy every moment,

KD

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