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You might be unemployed if…….
Your wife asks “You’re not staying in your pajamas all day …again
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You look at the Price is Right as a daily staff meeting.
You know way to much about Kelly Ripa’s personal life.
You haven’t shaved in two days.
Your wife asks “Are you ever going to wear shoes again or are you going to keep those slippers on forever?”
The only time you see sunlight is if you get the mail.
The dog looks at you like…Why the hell are you still home!
You don’t seem to go through underwear as quickly.
Your wife asks “I guess you will be home for lunch again?”
Your neighbor wants to know if you would like to mow his lawn.
You start getting a lot of mail that says OPEN IMMEDIATELY.
Your wife asks “you’re not getting the mail in that outfit are you?”
Your key ring is much lighter.
Your car hasn’t been out of the garage in 3 days.
You’re willing to spend a lot more time talking to the cable repair man(with interest).
You stop caring about what time you go to bed.
You take a nap everyday at 2pm.
You’re getting good at dusting and vacuuming.
Your answer your boss “Yes Dear”
Your email:
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Good Selling
Bob
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