Chuck Wendig flashfic Challenge - I Wanna Do Laser

Earlier this week, Chuck Wendig from Terrible Minds issued a flashfic challenge. Here is my reponse to said challenge!

Enjoy!

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"I wanna do laser. I WANNA do LASER!"

You'd think being a 22nd century babysitter would be an easy job. What with all the advances in technology, medicine, etc. Well you'd be wrong. In the old days they never had to deal with babies who'd had intelligence enhancing nanos applied in vitro. Or the fact you could train them to be war mongering little heathens to...