A Concise History of My Weekend So Far

The following scene takes place at the Greenport Maritime Museum on the North Fork of Long Island.
A: We’re closed.
Q: The Greenport Maritime Museum is closed during the Greenport Maritime Festival?
A: We’re closed.
Q: Where are the tall ships? There are supposed to be tall ships!
A: They only come once every four years.
Q: But there are tall ships on your web site! There’s a tall ship on the cover of the free program book that you’re distributing to everyone! The official schedule has ship tours a...