Holy Randomness

I know, I know. I said I wouldn't be around. But whatever.



Here's some random for you:



1. I am a volley whore. In tennis. I love to play the net, so I always get in the line that will get the volley feed.



2. Conversation at tennis: Friend: "Elana and I live in the ghetto."

Elana: "We do not live in the ghetto."

Friend: "We had the SWAT team and Hazmat van at our house."

Elana: "Okay, so we have a few drug dealers."

Other Friend: "Every neighborhood has a few drug dealers."



3. The...