Forget the Deathstar – it’s the PURSE!

This is the problem with the internet – you find out all kinds of information you’d really rather not have.

Like about the crocodile that was under the guy’s bed.

There’s a nightmare or two.

Or twerking.

Eeewww.

But this one has got me shopping for a hazmat suit: my purse is full of E. coli, poisonous bacteria, and a plethora of other vile, potentially even deadly, germs. Thank-you, Yahoo news.

Or I could just get rid of the purse, I guess. Do I need to find a toxic waste disposal unit or will an incinerator do?

I bet I can find out on the internet, don’t you think?