I get mail!



I bet you do too.

From my very good friend who is going to lick my balls next time we meet. Adriana, my BFF, my sweet, chatty friend, best of luck finding that special gink, but I'm sticking with my Nigerian banker who at least is respectful enough to address me as Dear Sir/Madam. 



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BABE... i guess your not getting any of my email huh? ive been

tryign to email u so many times but this dam laptop is such a piece of

garbage and keeps freezing.. anyways how u been?



In case u dont know who this is its ME Adriana.. we used to chat a bit on facebook and then

I think u deleted me :( haha.. anyways guess what... I got 2 things to

tell u.. both good news.. 1) im single now.. yup me and my bf broke up

about 3 months ago... and 2) guess where im moving? RIGHT EFFING NEAR

U.. lol... ur actually the only person im gonna know there.. well 3

cousins too but i cant chill with them lol..





I remember when we chatted u told me u thought i was cute and u wanted to chill so now we finally

can HAHA! im kinda scared to move.. im hoping this email addy is still

the one you use and u can chat with me ebfore i get there.. maybe even

help me move my shit in...are u still on facebook? i cudnt find ui was

soo confused...anyways im gonna need someone to show me the town and

take me out so u better be around bebe...





we only chatted a couple times but i remember thinking to myself i wanted to get ot know u

better when i was single..a nd i thoguth u were cute too but cudnt

tell u cause i wasnt single lol...ok so more info about me.. well im

23.. virgo.. love the outdoors and love to socialize, go out for

drinks, restaurants, movies etc.. travel.. i have a lil kitty named

BOO and i luv her to death... uhhh oh im a super horny gurl too but

every gurl is they just wont admit it. so ilove watching p0rn and all

that.. love sex etc blah blah blah...who doesnt..

I really hope we get a chance to chat for a bit either online or on the fone before i get

there enxt week.. i hope u remmeber me and still wanna chill and arent

married yet lol.. OH YA also.. i need to find a job when i get there..



do u have any hookups or know anybody hiring? id LOVE to work in a bar

or osmehting like that...really anythgin cause my current job is fun

and all.. and technically i CUD keep doign it but i want a change.. i

currently work from home and well thats cool but i need ot be out

meeting people.. oh wait. i dont think i ever actually told u what i

did? hmm shud i......???? ok WELLLL... and dont get all weirded out

on me.. i work on a webcam chat community site and i get paid to chat

with people and get naked HHAHA... BOMB right :)? I KNOW.. like i

figure iim horny anyways why not get paid to chat with people and play

with myself heheh...anyways i hope u dont look down on that and NO

THATS NOT WHY IM CONTACTING U RELAX URSELF lol... i actually need help

once i move and i remembered u live there so im reaching out....like i

said before this computer is a complete piece of CRAP and freezes NON

STOP.. ive tried ot send this email to u maybe 3 times already and im

hopign this time i can hit SEND before i run into trouble lol..



ANYWAYS.. heres the deal....every month natalie (my boss) gives each

of us 3 VIP codes to give out to whoever we want.. so with this code u

can lgoin to watch me at work for free and dont have to pay like

everyone else... the only way i can give u one of the codes (so we can

chat) is if you absolutey DO NOT give it out to anyone else and u ONLY

USE IT FOR URSELF... i only get 3 a month and she gets pissed if more

than 3 people use them so DONT SHARE IT MISTER... i figured u cud

always email me back instead but my email account doesnt even let me

login half the time.. so the bets palce ot chat me is my chat room...



if theres anyone else logged in when u sign in ill boot them out.. but

remember DONT SHARE THIS PASSWORD PLEASE BABE IM BEGGING U.. I TRUST

U... im online most of the day now to try and save money for my move..

also since im in such a huge debt already form my student loan :( I

really thingk we need to chat before i get there and make sure u evern

remember me hahha.. anyways ive rambled on and on now and ur probably

soooo annnoyed with me so ill stop now.. im gonna go start work.. i

really hope u come chat me. it wud make my day and releive a lot of my

stress about the move... REALLY i mean that....anyways once i see u in

insdie ill shoot u myc ell number and u can gimme yours.. if u dont



wanna come chat i understand but its really the only palce to find me

now days.. if u email me abck ill probably get it once i get there

after my internet is setup so about 2-3 weeks fomr now.. but im hopign

to see u in my chat room.. rmemeber its 100% free with this code im

gonna give u.. just DONT GIVE IT OUT OR ILL KICK U IN THE BALLS

INSTEAD OF LICK U IN THE BALLS WHEN IS EE U hahahahha...k babe im out

for now... chat ya soon.. kisses xoxo Adriana
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message 1: by Julio (new)

Julio Genao adriana! adriana! wherefore art thou a spammer!


message 2: by Kate (new)

Kate Hey, that's my new neighbor you're talking about. She is RIGHT EFFING NEAR ME.


message 3: by Julio (new)

Julio Genao i do beg your pardon. i saw mention of scrotal laving and assumed...

...won't happen again.


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