Murdle-Turtle

We have had a very wet summer here in Georgia. Umbrellas have proliferated in my house, de-humidifiers the size of VW Beetles are all over my church, and a weird flesh-leafed bog plant is popping up all amongst my fescue. I seriously think it may be lily pads. My lawn is full of LILY PADS.

So I got a lawn service to come in.

They have put up a sign that baffles me. What does this mean? Because to me, this sign says BE AWARE, GANGS OF DIAPER CLAD BABIES ARE KICKING A TURTLE TO DEATH.

Am I to ru...