Shew and Tell!

How many of you have one of these? 
Now, how many of you have been called upon to read out loud in, say, a Sunday School class, and have read the following verses this way:
"And I will shew (shoo) wonders in the heaven, and in the earth…" Joel 2:30
"And thou shalt set upon the table shewbread (shoobread) before me alway." (Exodus 25:30)
"For the Father loveth the Son and sheweth (shooeth) him all things that himself doeth: and he will shew (shoo) him greater works than these, that ye may marvel. ...