Summer's here!

Yes, when she's not parading hungry friends through the house, coming in to my office with up-to-the-minute alerts on the life-and-death urgency attendant upon me enrolling her in breakdancing lessons ("EVERYONE knows how to breakdance, mom! EVERYONE BUT ME!"), or coming up with meticulously hand-drawn, color-coded, shockingly usurious price-tables meant to be applied to the [...:]