IT’S NOT LOOPY WHEN IT’S TRUE

That was the executive summary. Now I’d recommend cutting two holes in your tinfoil hat* and reading the full speech to the Europeanistas here . It’s an eye-opener, and for the record, I don’t think he’s loopy at all.

*OK, that doesn’t work because how could you read the instructions here if you hadn’t already cut eye holes in your tinfoil hat. Also, it’s a hat not a blindfold, so the whole thing doesn’t work -- Ed.