Remote Potato Chip Snagger

“Don’t get your hands all dirty with potato chip grease!”

This precision eating aid claims to save users from greasy paws, but I’m convinced it could revolutionize the diet industry. We’ll call it: The Potato Chip Diet! Just TRY to beat your couch potato compadres to the snackies at your next man-cave TV sports-fest  – by the time they’ve two-fisted most of the bag, you’ll still be trying not to crush your first chip as you carefully maneuver it to your mouth…

Jonelle Patrick is the author of the Only In Tokyo mystery series, published by Penguin/Intermix.