In Which I Get to Create a Character in a New Play

Last night, I got paid the ultimate compliment. David Robbins (books by this author) told me that in his novel, Scorched Earth, he created the character of the Judge with me in mind.
How cool is that?
And here's the other thing. David has adapted his novel for the stage, and wants me to play the Judge!
What's her character like? Well, she's officious, menopausal, curmudgeonly, snarky, sarcastic, and generally P-Oed. In other words,
I'm perfect.
After the table reading in late May, David asked if...