Ass bras and other implements of torture

Ever since I posted this little video, in which I posited that if there were a such thing as an ass bra, I would wear one, several of you have sent me links to actual ass bras.

I was a bit horrified, although not really surprised. If they have Spanx for one's bingo arms, why wouldn't there be an actual ass bra?

Now that I see them, though, there's no way I'm strapping one on. This one looks like a harness that you'd use for belaying down the side of a rock face, and this one, well, there are...